My name is Aaron Weaver and I am not you.
Ganesha, Allah, & Girl Jesus
the band. live at the grill: 05.19
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May 11, 2012 - 2 weeks ago - O
JAYDEN I THINK HE’S HIGH.
Friday’s are great. Super great. Hey—you should come out to Kaylee’s party right now. I’m there. It’ll be awesome. Or I could ditch early and we can continue as scheduled.
I didn’t get dressed up as Spiderman for nothing. I’ll be dropping by soon.
May 11, 2012 - 2 weeks ago - O
dylanstewarts asked:
[text] We could do that. It wouldn't be very hard. I mean, we'd just need some Uranium-616, a couple of beakers, and maybe some lasagna in case we get peckish. Oh my god, you know how to make a guy horny.
[text] We could do that. It wouldn't be very hard. I mean, we'd just need some Uranium-616, a couple of beakers, and maybe some lasagna in case we get peckish. Oh my god, you know how to make a guy horny.
[text] It would be quite hard, but if we’re talking puns (which according to google I’ve made quite a few lately) I think that’s meant to be the point? Right? Okay. Again ‘The Essentials of Same-Sex Relationships’ for dummies has really helped me out.
May 11, 2012 - 2 weeks ago - O
JAYDEN I THINK HE’S HIGH.
I don’t think you fully appreciate the extent of my love for you.
After last night’s work out — have I mentioned how much I love Fridays to you yet? I think I do know just how extensive that love is, Dylan.
May 11, 2012 - 2 weeks ago - O
dylanstewarts asked:
[text] Oh, it's starting now? Um. Well, see, Steve Rogers was frozen... after the war and I feel like his leanings towards sodomy are probably pretty conservative, so I don't want to go too far in character. You know how I get.
[text] Oh, it's starting now? Um. Well, see, Steve Rogers was frozen... after the war and I feel like his leanings towards sodomy are probably pretty conservative, so I don't want to go too far in character. You know how I get.
[text] What if we open up a worm hole and create a completely alternative universe where Steve is opened to sodomy and blow jobs from Spiderman his boyfriend?
May 11, 2012 - 2 weeks ago - O
JAYDEN I THINK HE’S HIGH.
Oh. Hi. Yeah, but, like, marks wise maybe, but I’m kind of a jerk to him.
He called me respectable.
You’re right that sounds nothing like you. Sorry for getting your hopes up for nothing.
May 11, 2012 - 2 weeks ago - O
dylanstewarts asked:
[text] Yes. Yes, I would.
[text] Yes. Yes, I would.
[text] That doesn’t sound very ‘Captain American-like’, Captain.
May 11, 2012 - 2 weeks ago - J
May 11, 2012 - 2 weeks ago - O
dylanstewarts asked:
[text] I was just made over into a sexy Captain America and, being blunt, I think we should have sex.
[text] I was just made over into a sexy Captain America and, being blunt, I think we should have sex.
[text] Captain America, would you fancy doing it with Spiderman?
May 11, 2012 - 2 weeks ago - O
JAYDEN I THINK HE’S HIGH.
He just called me his best student.
Help.
Now that I’m no longer there. You probably are Dylan.
May 10, 2012 - 2 weeks ago - J
